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{ HOGWARTS QUIDDITCH }
{ wear }
“He’s my best friend.”
She was exceedingly bright… your mother.
stopandjustlookaround:
“Can I get the fish and chips?”
“Pie and beer, please.”
The waitress smiled and left, and Harry wrinkled his nose. “You’re having pie and beer for dinner?”
“I like pie,” Draco sniffed. “And beer.”
“That doesn’t mean you should have them together.”
“And just because you like orange and pink doesn’t mean you should wear them together.”
Harry huffed. “It’s not pink. It’s red. Light red.”
“Pink.”
Harry rolled his eyes. “Whatever, Draco, you’re just jealous no one’s ever knitted you a sweater before.”
“You’re just jealous I’m going to have pie and you aren’t.”
“I can order my own pie, you know,” Harry pointed out, bemused.
Draco shook his head. “No, you can’t. No pie for you!”
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Sometimes, Harry wondered why he’d ever become so fond of this strange, bratty man. But Draco always did something to remind him of his reasons, like smile at him, or blink, or breathe. Harry caught himself mid-thought and wondered when it had gotten so bad. He wished he’d been even half as enamoured with Ginny; would’ve saved everyone some headaches and heartaches.
Harry and Draco are friends. Draco’s dating Astoria. But, you see there, Harry abso-fucking-lutely got it bad for Draco.
Lots of teasing, banters, and flirting. All good fun. And then some serious stuff. And some angst. And, oh, happy ending.
Before We Get Too Old
I suppose this used to happen quite often
- James:Lily?
- Lily:Mmmm
- James:I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James:...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
“Hi, I’m Harry,” he said as the man approached. “And you are?”
This time, the blonde gave a very different kind of smile, and Harry was eerily reminded of Severus Snape.
“I’m pretty sure that, while you know the proper procedure for pulling a random bloke, I still have my work cut out for me.”
Harry’s face fell. Ron’s turned red with fury. He half stood from his seat and gave the man a threatening look.Summary: When Harry agrees to take etiquette lessons with his best friend, he learns much more than he planned.
Rating: M
Wordcount: ~6000
Warnings: Non–magic AU, rimming (included this in the warnings because it’s more like an incentive okay. TEEHEE)
Oneshot | NC-17 | Complete
Romance | Humour | Eight Year
Harry misplaces an interesting “self-help” manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter.
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Ridiculously sweet and wonderful! They are so in-character it’s like watching a movie in your head! Okay Draco’s a bit OOC, but I can live with it. Still love it! This fic is just perfect for when all you need is humour and schoolboy romances.
